I went into They Will Kill You with mid-tier expectations and a mild interest. At best, I was hoping for parallels to the Ready or Not films, or even the annoyance factor of The Inheritance. Instead, I got a film with parallels to the Ready or Not films, and the annoyance factor of The Inheritance.... Continue Reading →
Why You Should Take (or Watch) “The Long Walk”
"The Long Walk" is Richard Bachman adaptation is faithful in nature, and engaging as a film.
“Insidious: Out of the Further” Was not Out of Ideas
There's another James Wan-powered movie out, but this time it's not super terrible. "Insidious: Out of the Further" wasn't total garbage!
What You Missed About the Movie “Undertone”
A clickbaity review about the excellent horror "Undertone" which ends up not really being clickbait at all.
Cregger Beat the “Resident Evil” Poltergeist Left Behind by Paul W. S. Anderson
The new "Resident Evil" movie was great, and I out myself as a movie snob because I hesitated to call it "Good"
“The Uprising” Spoils that Robin Hood Cameos in Doomsday
There was so much wrong with "The Uprising" that I don't think I got to it all. Hilariously bad. Loved it.
Go with “Flow”
I saw the animated cat movie "Flow". It's really fucking good.
Trigger and Spoiler Warning for “Onslaught”
I do not recommend reading this review if you care for spoilers for the movie "Onslaught"
A Scared Little Review for “The Furious”
If you need a hit of badass, fast-paced, tightly choreographed martial arts, "The Furious" needs to be your next watch.
The Slurs and Stars of “The Dog Stars”
This review for "The Dog Stars" is a little more woke than usual.
